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Pleite on Tour 2013/14

4.8. Jena (A, DFB)

17.8. Hoppelheim (H)

24.8. Berlin (A)

31.8. Braunschweig (H)

14.9. Dortmund (A)

21.9. Wer da? (H)

20.10. VfB (H)

2.11. Gladbach (H)

24.11. H96 (H)

29.11. Wolfsburg (A)

3.12. Köln (H, DFB)

26.1. Schalke (H)

8.2. Hertha (H)

12.2. FCB (H, DFB)

22.2. BVB (H)

8.3. Eintracht (H)

26.3. Freiburg (H)

4.4. Leverkusen (H)

12.4. H96 (A)

3.5. FCB (H)

10.5. Mainz (A)

15.5. Fürth (H)

18.5. Fürth (A)




7. Aug. 2006

I just assumed my Pro-Wrestler name: The Nasty Hipchecker.

What’s your Pro-Wrestler name? Find out here and leave it in the comments, please. Maybe we’ll can start our own Celebrity Death match Blogger series.
Via Irgendwas-ist-ja-immer-Don

3. Aug. 2006

How comedy is that?? A poor English guy got himself a willy implant in Turkey to cure his impotence. Now he was finally able to have a boner again. But his joy didn’t last that long. He quickly realized he always gets a hard on when his neighbour opens the garage doors… The garage’s remote control is on the same frequency as the electronic device in his groin. The poor guy reported on BBC Merseyside

Every time my neighbours park their 4×4 I get an erection. It’s embarrassing.

I now wonder, if that also works the opposite way round. If so, it might be interesting for Mr. X at Matt’s Blog…

Story taken from The Sun via Martina.

31. Jul. 2006

You might all know the German teen mag BRAVO. I just found out what the cover looked like when I was born. Yay!! AC/DC and James Dean… Could have been worse!

What did the Bravo look like when you were born? You can find out here.

28. Jul. 2006

Here we go with another chapter of “The incredible love life of Pamela Anderson”. Normally, the Wedding day is said to be “Life’s most beautiful day”. According to her past weddings (I remember her kind of re-wed Tommy Lee before they got divorced), Pam must already have more lives than a cat… But now, she’ll gain a few “extra lives” (Sounds like Jump’n'Run, is (kind of) serious Real Life).

After being married to the badass rock star Tommy Lee, stormy relationships with Markus Schenkenberg and Stephen Dorff, another stormy relationship with another badass rock star, Kid Rock, she’s finally getting married again. She’ll marry her fiancé Kid Rock not only once… But four times.

According to rumours, the first Wedding will take place in St. Tropez tomorrow. So good luck, Pam. May the logic of “The more love, the more Weddings” be with you…

28. Jul. 2006

Daniel Radcliffe will make his West End debut as some naked psychologically disturbed boy on a horse. He must show sexual pleasure while riding a horse naked.

Well, besides he’s naked now (Which really scares me!), knows sex (I’m even more scared!!) and he’s sitting on a horse – where’s the difference to his role in Harry Potter…?

25. Jul. 2006

Please give it up for Markus. Due to him (and RP-Online) I know about what’s underneath Hasselhoff’s cloths. And as I’m sure that’s something you’ve not longed to know for a long time, I will share this wisdom with you guys.

Although “Baywatch” dates back several years, there’s still a lot of Mitch Buchannon in The Hoff, as soon as he takes off his cloths. I don’t really wanna picture that, but… He wears his old red swimming trunks instead of panties!

That makes this quote even more strange: When he was asked, if it was true he gained 100 million Dollars (that makes approx. 79 million Euro) out of “Baywatch”, he answered

Who said that? They are liars! It was more.

(Quote translated from German into English)

PS: How about “Baywatch – The Movie”? It was said to be out in 2006. Does anyone know details?

21. Jul. 2006

As The Hoff seems to be the hot shit at the moment, I can’t deprive you the video Steve just emailed me.

It’s not THAT new, the song was released in 2006 but a few weeks ago. But it still shows MC Winkel David Hasselhoff like we all love know him :-)

21. Jul. 2006

I just read Rod Stewart spends more than 8000 Euro a year for getting his hair styled.

Eh, sorry… WHICH style is he actually talking about…?

Picture via

17. Jul. 2006

There was one man in German history who’s mentioned very often when talking to people from England, America or Canada. I realized that during my stay at the weallspeakfootball-flat as I always had to apologize for living in a country where a man like him can become that powerful.

No, I’m NOT talking about Hitler. I’m talking about David “The Hoff” Hasselhoff. The American actor, famous for “Knight Rider” and “Baywatch” all over the world. Who’s also famous for getting drunk and slapping his wife all over the world. And who’s famous for singing – in Germany.

Today’s The Hoff’s birthday (Thanks, Steve, for reminding me!) and Steve showed him his entire love in a wonderful post.

Steve also introduced me to the wonderful world of – sit back, relax and enjoy pictures like this one:
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14. Jul. 2006

Solve your problems like Zidane – as seen in the video below.

Or wear one of these shirts to be a better target:


You can buy this and many other cool shirts here. And no, this won’t make me rich.

I found the video in the shirtshop and got the link to the shop via Email.

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