RSS-FeedOkay, guys. As both, André and Markus sent me the link to a new story about our beloved friend The Hoff, I need to do this…
Pardon me, but… The Hoff seems to be a bastard. He made his poor little talking car K.I.T.T. come out as gay. During his appearance at Trinity College in Dublin he said (according to MSN)
We have some fairly X-rated outtakes on ‘Knight Rider’. Kitt was constantly asking, ‘Do you want me to take you home Michael?’ in that very camp voice of his.
Well. Hold on a second. Mr “I tore down the Berlin Wall with my bare hands voice” felt sexually harrassed by… a CAR??
Okay. I need to blame that on the booze. Some people see white mice when they are drunk enough… The Hoff sees talking cars trying to rape him.
Maybe I should also mention The Hoff fell asleep during a commercial break while appearing on a tv show. That might explain a few things…
PS: It’s unfair to just talk about these outtakes. Let us see them!!
Memo an mich:
brake – Bremse
break – Pause
:-)
10. Okt. 2006 | #
Das kriegen wir schon noch hin :-)
10. Okt. 2006 | #
Ich hab ja nen guten Englischlehrer ;-)
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You never know, maybe KITT took the Hoff to a romantic spot put some soft music on the radio, locked the seat belt and the windows got all steamed up….
11. Okt. 2006 | #
LOL
Now there are those pictures in my mind’s eye… Can someone please make them disappear???
11. Okt. 2006 | #
I wonder what they did with the gear stick, KITT probably had leather seats too – they are easier to wipe clean.
Now that should have helped the pictures from your mind… and replaced them with even worse ones!
11. Okt. 2006 | #
AAAAAAH! Why do you do that to me???
I’ll send you my shrink’s bill…
11. Okt. 2006 | #